🧸 Be a Kiddo’s Favorite Person! Part-Time Behavior Tech | Matawan, NJ 💛

🌪️⚡ MATAWAN, NJ 07747: THE SQUEAKY TOYS HAVE ACHIEVED SENTIENCE. ⚡🌪️

We don’t want to panic you, but a very large puppy has taken over the office. 🐶 He has a clipboard. He has opinions. He has appointed himself Head of Hiring.

His first and only decision: YOU. 👀

We asked why. He squeaked. We’re choosing to believe that means “she’s perfect.” 🧸

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🧩 NOW HIRING: Behavior Technician (BT) / RBT 🧩

📍 Matawan, NJ 07747

💸 $20-$30/HOUR!!!

⏰ After-school & weekend hours

🎓 No RBT yet? WE’LL TRAIN YOU!

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🚨 THE ENTRANCE EXAM (PENCILS NOT REQUIRED) 🚨

🐶 Is your energy level “puppy who just discovered squeaky toys”? Yes? The puppy approves.

🦁 Can you turn a matching game into an epic backyard safari? Bonus points if you can do the lion voice.

⚽ Do you cheer for a new word like it’s a 90th-minute game-winner? Slide on your knees. We’ll wait.

🤪 Can you be completely goofy AND still keep your data sharp? The rarest superpower of all.

💜 Is your heart the size of a small planet? The planet has been notified. 🌍

3 YES answers = You’re hired. 5 YES answers = The puppy cries tears of joy. 🥹🏆

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💰 THE MONEY SECTION (PLEASE ANCHOR YOURSELF TO FURNITURE) 💰

💸 $20-$30 PER HOUR

Your bank account: “Is this a prank?” 😳

Your wallet: “I have been waiting for this moment.” 🥹

Your landlord: “Can I help you move your couch?” 🛋️

The puppy: “SQUEAK.” 🐶

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🎁 WHAT’S IN IT FOR YOU

⏰ Schedule that bends around your classes or busy life

🎓 Psych, SpEd, Speech & ABA students: your resume is about to glow in the dark 🌟

🏃 Zero desk. Zero soul-crushing spreadsheets. Just high-fives, kinetic sand, bubbles & real breakthroughs 🫧

🤝 Top-tier BCBA support + paid training. You will never be left alone with the squeaky toy.

💜 A job that feels like a passion project (because it is)

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🦸 YOUR MISSION, SHOULD YOU CHOOSE TO ACCEPT IT:

🎲 Follow a kiddo’s lead and sneak learning into playtime

🌱 Help autistic children unlock their full potential

📊 Track data like a secret agent (goofy on the outside, sharp on the inside)

🎉 Be the highlight of a family’s week

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🦄 THE DREAM TECH IS:

✅ Fiercely patient and genuinely kind

✅ Rock-solid reliable (showing up is a superpower 🧱)

✅ Bringing the hype to every single session 🔋

✅ Hungry to learn the science of behavior

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📣 SOOO… WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! 👀

The puppy is staring at the door. He has been staring for three hours. 🚪🐶

📞 DROP US A LINE! We can’t wait to chat!

🚨 MATAWAN, NJ: WE WANT YOU ON OUR SQUAD! 💜

P.S. The puppy has now learned to type. He wrote “APPLY.” That’s all he wrote. He’s very committed. 🐾😂